I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed đ
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I should have known it wouldnât work. Someone saved in her phone as âSubway Sexâ called the week before the wedding
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