Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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