That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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