phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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