I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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