I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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