I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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