There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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