umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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