I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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