Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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