thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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