hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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