dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
