How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
how does that bad decision feel?
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