This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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