it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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