maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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