Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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