Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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