How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize