How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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