Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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