508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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