Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I did not marry a roomba.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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