Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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