I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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