You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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