I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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