My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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