dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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