There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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