bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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