I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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