Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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