You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
