so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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