ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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