HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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