This girl is more easily done than said...
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
He has the fingertips of a God
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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