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Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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