Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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