i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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