He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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