those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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