I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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