Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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