Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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