I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
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