About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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