Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
