we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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