do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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