Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
you had me at cake vodka
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Oh god it's open bar.
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