She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
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you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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