Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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