I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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