plz talk dirty to me
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Text me some of your sweat
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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