um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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