Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
A bitchslap is in order.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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