If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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